Anybody else sick and goddamn tired of not getting laid? I know I am. This isn’t what i signed up for when I said ‘I do’. So here I am getting a once a month half assed effort from the old lady, And i’m thinking to myself “self, remember when she decided she didn’t wanna clean the house anymore so we had to hire someone else to do it? How is this situation any different? That’s right, self. You need an escort. But how does one go about finding a lovely lady that doesn’t mind hanging out with a chubby white dude with the average size dick and an odd sense of humor? I’ve said it before and i’ll say it again. Thank god for the internet!
Now of course, these women don’t have sex for money. That would be illegal, and just so very wrong. They will, however, accept money to meet you. If that meeting should turn into hot sweaty dirty sex, that’s between you two crazy kids.